/u/[deleted]'s posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
As a police officer it may surprise some people that I try my absolute best not to shoot anyone if I can help it, regardless of race or gender, rude or kind.
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[JULY2020] "Help me, I can't find her!" my wife came running towards me, holding the doll she found in our daughter's crib.
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Five hundred years of working like a slave, the genie was tired of all the asswiping he had to do. NSFW
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It's already bad enough when your twin, a nurse, has her face on the news for the mass-murder of dozens of newborns.
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"If Daddy doesn't get dinner done soon, we'll have to eat him instead," she jokes, smiling at the busy man, her hand on her pregnant belly.
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I died without being able to see my grandkids one last time, my daughter told me they shouldn’t see me like this.
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